I love what cats stand for, and I have been told I am a bit like a cat (granted, I've been compared to nearly every animal, so this means nothing, but still).

But I know cats are up to something.

They are not.

cats. are. average.
or...maybe they're trying to kill you?

I think it is the latter.

*nods*

Though I do not have a cat.

Cats are so goddamn bipolar, they scare me and they are trying to kill us all. My friend's cat will be rubbing up against my leg and purring one moment and then suddenly it will attack my feet and bite me. You think they're cute and cuddly now but they're just waiting to attack.

Of course they are.

Everyone knows that cats are working to take over the world.

Just as soon as they think they've won us over, they will strike.

They have an alliance with the squirrels.

Not even the dogs can protect us.

Yay for the platypuses!

If they can defeat the cats and the squirrels, they are made of win.

(Is it platypuses? It is correct according to the spellchecker on my internet, but I don't know).

Actually, I think it's just platypus.
Platypi is pseudo-Latin,
and platypuses is just...weird.

Mmkay, thanks.

Either way, platypus are awesome. ^.^

XD

either way, I like each and every platypus who takes on the cats.

I have a cat.
Her name is Lilly.
She's a badass.
Who may or may not be trying to kill me,
I'm not sure.
But that is beside the point.

There are loads of cats around us. They have overrun the garden and are invadng the house. I'm not sure how much longer we can hold out...

I'm alergic to cats, ergo, they suck.

"J'mappelle fckr"

I'm surprised no-one pointed out that mistake.

*coughevy,i'mtakingafrenchcollegeclassandwillthereforebeaskingforyouradvice/helpnowandagaincough*

It's Je m'appelle, Jag, get it right you dumbass.

There, I feel better.

I am actually on until 5 (est) today (aka the next two hours) so if the dearies would please recieve my telekenetic message to come on and entertain a depressed (and generally morose) friend, it would be very nice.

Aussi, just took 1st french quiz on chapter one. Everyone put their mwl-ly energies into hypnotizing my teacher to at least give me a B, even if I don't deserve it.

Btw, cats are ftl. Have I mentioned that?

Haha, Twirlz pointed out that mistake to me, but I never would have noticed on my own. Yo estoy en la clase de español, y yo solamente comprendo tres o cuatro palabras en francés.

Hypnosis creeps me out, thus I shall pass on that one. However, my energies don't exactly count for much, and thus, I am sure you can accomplish this goal without me.