The World Domination Thread

*nods*

I definitely agree.

We need to tackle this very soon.

Where do we want to start?

Are we going to do individual countries at a time, or what?

*nods*

This is true.

So we continue with our plans to take over Shell.

And from there, we exercise our power to take over the world.

OK, I claim:

Coastal USA (don't ask me which states that means but we don't necessarily have to keep the states the same anyway. Also, Washington, Florida and Texas.
Mexico.
The Carribean.
Greenland
Iceland
The UK and Southern Ireland
Germany
Norway, Denmark, Switzerland etc...Northern Europe.
Russia

So, each of us should claim 6 to start...

The U.S. should probably be divided up, and I was thinking that we could do it in 5 sections:

-east coast
-west coast
-midwest
-mountain area
-Alaska/Hawaii

Does everyone agree with that?

Dizzy
USA East Coast
New Zealand
Japan
Sweden
South Korea
North Korea

USA West Coast
Russia
UK
Germany
Denmark (Greenland is part of Denmark, look it up)
Mexico

Italy
Austria
Egypt
Romania
Jamaica
Costa Rica

The rest of the world remains unclaimed. Anyone without their first 6 countries has 2 days to claim them. When that time is up, the remainder of the world will be claimed one country at a time by those who already have countries.

OK, so basically, we're taking over Shell because Kat had a dream about making a hostile takeover of a company that was literally hostile, not just metaphorically. This dream developed into a plan to take Nestle but that then developed into a plan to take Shell (the oil provider and world's biggest company). Once we own the biggest worldwide oil supply, we can easily blackmail countries to covertly gain control of them. So, we're now deciding what countries everyone will own as the eventual result of the plan that all began with Kat dreaming and Diz, Teg, Chads and Sits seducing the gaurds.

Also, I think borders should be negotiable. If you want to swap a bit of italiy for something with the person who owns france for example, you should be able to. Any agreement?

Yup, that sums it up, pretty much ^.^

We are going to take down Shell and use that as leverage to take over the rest of the world. The seducing bit is how we are going to get in. Kira, Teg, Diz, and Chads are going to seduce the guards while Ben and I knock them unconscious and leave them in ditches. We are doing the knocking unconscious bit because chances are, they would get a good enough look at you guys in your seducing that we are much more likely to get caught. Hitting people in the head tends to cause memory loss, and besides, it is fun (especially when said people are ogling your friends).

We also started to plan out the gadgetry... From what we discussed last night, we are going to be equipped with standard spy equipment (and probably a lot of stuff that is not standard as well, thanks to Ben). Bullet-proof spy suits (Kira suggested that these be black with red), OLED contact lenses (OLED = Organic Light Emitting Diodes... but basically, they are flexible computer screens so small they can be built into a contact lens) with infrared and x-ray vision capabilities, watches with grappling hooks, lasers, lockpicks, and disc saws built in, throat mics (though I personally still like tooth mics better -.-), electronic hacking devices with holographic keyboards and OLED screens (which knock out bugs and cameras and prevent us from being seen, with the practicalities of being transportable), and lots of other stuff (and yes, Ben did in fact come up with about 93% of that).

(Kat likes parenthesis, in case you did not notice.)

And I think that is as far as we've gotten.

Hm... as for borders, I don't know. It would probably be easier if just to stick with the existing borders, since things would be much simpler that way... but I think that as long as both parties agree to the swap, I don't see anything wrong with it...

So in conclusion, I suppose am fine with it. Anyone object?

I think the border thing would be confusing. Not all of us have the world map imprinted in our minds. xD

Well it's not something you have to do. It's just that since we've split the USA up, there's no reason why we can't chop and change bits of other countries provided both owners agree and know what the move is.

Hey diz, can I co-rule the tri-state area (NJ, NY, and PA)?

Plz, plz plz?

I kinna live there...

And it would seem El Dorado and Altlantis remain unclaimed, so I will impose myself on your plans and call dibs on those.

OK, so that's 2 of your 6 choices gone. Now, where exactly on the world map shall I mark these as yours?

Sure, Jag. But only because you're amazing. Co-ruling it is. ^-^